A soft, snarky velveteen blanket featuring bold, high-contrast text that reads as a dry, self-deprecating statement. The minimal black-on-white layout uses condensed, utilitarian lettering and small doodle accents so the line reads instantly—a quiet, meme-literate declaration for late nights, zoom backdrops, or couch lounging. It fits the sarcastic/self-deprecating trend by turning everyday fatigue and awkwardness into a compact, relatable slogan that’s easy to spot and share.
Product features
- Double needle topstitch on all seams
- 100% polyester or 83% polyester/17% spandex options
- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color
- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² / 300 g/m²)
- Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde requirements
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
A soft, snarky velveteen blanket featuring bold, high-contrast text that reads as a dry, self-deprecating statement. The minimal black-on-white layout uses condensed, utilitarian lettering and small doodle accents so the line reads instantly—a quiet, meme-literate declaration for late nights, zoom backdrops, or couch lounging. It fits the sarcastic/self-deprecating trend by turning everyday fatigue and awkwardness into a compact, relatable slogan that’s easy to spot and share.
Product features
- Double needle topstitch on all seams
- 100% polyester or 83% polyester/17% spandex options
- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color
- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² / 300 g/m²)
- Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde requirements
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
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