Certified Mess Hoodie | sarcastic sweatshirt, self-deprecating quote

from $25.99
A minimal, deadpan hoodie that reads like a quiet confession—small, centered sans-serif text on a clean white background that leans into sarcastic & self-deprecating humor. The compact, high-contrast line reads clearly from a short distance, pairing utilitarian typography with a cozy heavy-blend sweatshirt to create an everyday “meme-ready” layer for introverts and anyone wearing their exhaustion as a badge. Fits the trend’s dry, meta mood by keeping the graphic small and readable so the quip lands instantly in social or casual settings. Product features - Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth - Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord - 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) - Tubular knit without side seams - Adult sizes; DTF inner neck label with DTG prints Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Size:
Color:
A minimal, deadpan hoodie that reads like a quiet confession—small, centered sans-serif text on a clean white background that leans into sarcastic & self-deprecating humor. The compact, high-contrast line reads clearly from a short distance, pairing utilitarian typography with a cozy heavy-blend sweatshirt to create an everyday “meme-ready” layer for introverts and anyone wearing their exhaustion as a badge. Fits the trend’s dry, meta mood by keeping the graphic small and readable so the quip lands instantly in social or casual settings. Product features - Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth - Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord - 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) - Tubular knit without side seams - Adult sizes; DTF inner neck label with DTG prints Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean